Fwd: so called IT personnels

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so called IT personnels

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. Client is the one who does not know why he wants a baby.

5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they do not need a man or woman; they will produce a child with zero resources.

7. Documentation Team thinks they do not care whether the child is delivered, they will just document 9 months.

8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.